It seems that South Park has been validated once again.
Blue Sky Disney has posted a rather disturbing, yet unfortunately inevitable report that George Lucas is planning to rerelease the Indiana Jones films in all-new, completely unnecessary 3D versions. Raiders of the Lost Ark is the first film scheduled for release, so it appears as though the Indy films will premiere in order of original release as opposed to the Star Wars films, which are being rereleased in order of continuity.
Apparently, we have none other than James Cameron to blame for all this. Lucas has been geeking out over 3D since Avatar, so cue the predictable jokes about a potential 3D release of Howard the Duck...